Mountain Tiger wha?

So I'm sitting here at my place of employment when a man named Jesse says. "Mountain tiger eh." Being confused i say. "Umm what the hell." At this point we are both confused and had quite the time talking through this misunderstanding. this time was filled with laughs and some brief violence.

The Mountain Tops, The Ocean Floor.

How at one time there is freedom and the sense of accomplishment in your life, much like standing atop a mountain. Sun shining with warmth on your skin.

Then, cold paralyzing pressure surrounding you, no possibility of escape. How i think being on the ocean floor would be.

As is life you have your highs, and your lows. No one can ever fully understand how high your highs are, or how low you low is. Everyone has a life that has its own issues and trials. Lets not play the, "who's life is more hard." game. Nobody knows in the end really. Everyone has to deal with the "Ocean lows." and we all get to enjoy the "Tops of Mountains." Lets appreciate that for each other.

We will all go hiking, and swimming together, and see where we all are in the end...

what i feel my life would be like if zombies were real.

NO WAY!!! run, zombie zombie zombie, kill it AHHH run. BOOM CHCK CHCK, BOOM CHCK CHCK, BOOM... There's to many just go just go... ILL kill all yall bitchez... ( twenty seven legitimate corpses later ) Damn it zombie blood in my eye, OH god am i going to turn into one of those things??? "Shit son did you kill all those zombies" says Jessamyn. Jessy run i got zombie blood in my eye, I KNOW RIGHT! Shit Jake I'm sorry but... KABLAM!!!!!!!


AHHH for god sake Jessy couldn't you have shot me in the head?!?!